Crime in Detroit

Bob Nardelli, that quack that was so universally incompetent that they didn’t let him succeed Jack Welch at GE. He went on to devastate shareholder value at Home Depot, taking a chunk of my money with him. Now he stands to leave Chrysler, another firm he decimated, with $20M! Who the fuck is letting this happen? Who, among shareholders, is allowing these quacks to crush the companies? We vote out politicians we don’t like when our income isn’t even on the line! Why are we throwing out those proxy vote statements they send us? Everything this guy touches turns to shit! He’ll resurface as the CEO of some other company and smart shareholders will dive overboard like rats leaving the titanic, but the media will make all sorts of frivolous bullshit comments about the “sweeping changes he wants to bring” to the new company.

Specter is a Spectre now

As everyone knows by now, Arlen Specter converted back to democrat. To some this may have been a surprise but to those of us who have followed his socialism-pursuits for several years or those of us who remember he only became a Republican to improve his candidacy in Philadelphia, it is no surprise. This man has never been a true Republican. He lacks morals, he places no value on hard-work or earning your way. I am only surprised it took him so long after President Bush left office to show his true colors!

Finding humor in the economic downturn

Today, I was in line at a restaurant behind a kid who's face bore more metal fragments than a war veteran hit with shrapnel. He was tattooed from end to end, and was complaining to a friend how difficult it is for him to find a job. I had to stifle back the laughter.

How sad is it that some sick sadist has more freedom to wear shrapnel in his lip while at work than I have to enjoy a meal not risking contamination from his mutilations?

If your restaurant is found to employ servers with metal in their face that was not prescribed by a doctor, I wont be eating there again!